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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:34

Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
A Stunning Double Elimination! Who Went Home on 'Love Island USA' 2025 Tonight? - AOL.com
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Kyle Busch, Josh Berry go sliding in practice at Nashville - NASCAR.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
New body size database for marine animals is a “library of life” - Ars Technica
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do you say "have fun" in French?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Rob Thomson ejected, Luzardo roughed up against Brewers - Phillies Nation
Still no good.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Exposure sites announced after second measles case confirmed in Grand Traverse County - WPBN
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks