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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

A Stunning Double Elimination! Who Went Home on 'Love Island USA' 2025 Tonight? - AOL.com

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Kyle Busch, Josh Berry go sliding in practice at Nashville - NASCAR.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

‘Ironheart’ EP Ryan Coogler, Star Dominique Thorne Tease Show’s Connection To Marvel’s ‘Avengers: Doomsday’: “Great Sample Of Things To Come” - Deadline

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

New body size database for marine animals is a “library of life” - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

No way

Squished Like a Bug By an Ornithopter Playing Dune: Awakening PvP? You're Not Alone — And Funcom's Looking Into It - IGN

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you say "have fun" in French?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Rob Thomson ejected, Luzardo roughed up against Brewers - Phillies Nation

Still no good.

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Exposure sites announced after second measles case confirmed in Grand Traverse County - WPBN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Can I wear a headscarf? I am a white female but I have super curly hair, like 3B - 3C. Recently, I've been putting my hair in a pineapple and putting a headscarf around it. Is that okay? I'm not trying to appropriate any cultures.